- Queen Elizabeth's butthole.
- a house made of toenail clippings.
- Sarah Palin locked in a sixty-nine with a caribou.
- a funny episode of "Who's The Boss?".
- David Lee Roth wearing khaki Dockers.
- an automobile that runs on fear.
- an invisible man.
- booger-flavored Chapstick.
- Dick Cheney's fourth nipple.
- Bill O'Reilly trying to buy Mad Dog 20/20 with food stamps.
*-For the record, I did a Google Image Search for "Queen Elizabeth's butthole". Nada.
19 comments:
Tee hee!
I stand and I applaude.
It's sort of a balloon knot with liver spots, very symmetrical and quite regal looking. Not particularly attractive, really, but very clean.
BWAHAAHAHAAHA
I snorted with laugher just now, and I hardly ever do that except when I look at myself naked in the mirror!
very astute, my friend.
But just think Chris, for years to come, every Google search for Queen Elizabeth's butthole will lead directly to your blog!
This is marketing genius my friend...
S.D.- I just did a Google search for "Queen Elizabeth's butthole". There I am! I'm #1!
Word on the Thames is that HRH bleaches it.
Take the toenail house off of the list. We make at the holidays instead of a gingerbread house. Then we try not to laugh as the first person takes a bite.
Gees, all right, already! So I haven't seen David Lee Roth in the the khakis yet!
I'll say it again. I've seen everything.
I think I DID see 666 on the back on Cheney's neck, but sadly no 4th nipple.
the Queen's butthole reminds me of that joke that George Carlin said when someone asked about his man-purse, and how he had a "picture of your mother sucking off an Indian in here!"
Ha. I bet folks who have seen it all haven't seen THAT, either.
Okay, I've never seen David Lee Roth wearing khaki Dockers, but I have seen him wearing dad jeans. That's pretty damn close.
that David LR thing has me thinking back-didn't he wear some khakis when they had that first reuniting-at the award show, or maybe it was at the 2nd (current) reuniting at that one press conf.?
There will soon be a photoshop of Sarah with the caribou soon, as soon as someone gets wind of this!
wait a minute! I just clicked off without commenting on that hilarious comment by cooper green-"balloon knot with liver spots"!! "very symmetrical and quite regal looking"!
at first, I was not even thinking about what this was in reference to, but now I do and I can't stop laughing!
Did you try "Queen Elizabeth's arsehole"?
British don't forget :)
Now where do I get the booger flavored Chapstick?
Oh wait, I said Queen Elizabeth and arsehole in the same sentence, is there a rule or something for us Brits? Off to the the Tower of London for me.
queen e's butthole is no doubt tight as tight as it gets.
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