Whenever I hear someone say, "Now I've seen everything!", I'm always a little skeptical. Seriously? Everything? Think about it. That means they've seen:- Queen Elizabeth's butthole.
- a house made of toenail clippings.
- Sarah Palin locked in a sixty-nine with a caribou.
- a funny episode of "Who's The Boss?".
- David Lee Roth wearing khaki Dockers.
- an automobile that runs on fear.
- an invisible man.
- booger-flavored Chapstick.
- Dick Cheney's fourth nipple.
- Bill O'Reilly trying to buy Mad Dog 20/20 with food stamps.
*-For the record, I did a Google Image Search for "Queen Elizabeth's butthole". Nada.
