I was reading the Dr. Seuss classic "Green Eggs And Ham" while on the toilet this morning. As I sat reading, I was struck by the symbolism and how closely the story seemed to parallel my own life and experiences at that moment. Granted, a more fitting title for my version of the book would be
"Green Poo And Corn".
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I'm afraid that this post has made me realize that this blog is immature for my tastes.
Have you read "The Scat In The Hat"? I couldn't put it down.
Which begs the question, wtf have you been eating to get green poo?
I want some.
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