I'll Take "Tea Party Douchebags" For $200, Alex...

You get one guess...

Why Are Republican Senators Always So Creepy-Looking?...

Left to right:

Sen. Jon Kyl (AZ), Sen. George LeMieux (FL), Sen. Tom Coburn (OK), Sen. Jeff Sessions (AL)

They'd like to talk to you for a moment about how unemployed citizens are spoiled rotten in this country and must be taught a lesson and the only way to teach that lesson is by impoverishing them.

Unintentional Humor...

The only reason I am posting this video is for its comedic value. Freaking hilarious!

No More Talky...

Now that Dubya has said his last goodbye, the only time I want to hear his stupid voice ever again is in front of a jury testifying about the cavalcade of shit he has wrought upon this country. I missed much of his speech because I was too busy screaming at the TV. He was the King Midas of presidents, except everything this guy touched turned to poo.

Please Don't Let It End!...

I wish this campaign cycle could continue indefinitely. I fucking love it. I live on talking points. I put fucking barbecue sauce on 'em and eat the fuckin' things! I want more! I'm insatiable! More Joe The Plumber! More Saks Fifth Avenue shopping sprees! You fuckin' betcha! More "Spread the wealth"! I think we should ditch this whole "voting" business. Fuck it. It requires WAY too much counting. I say we do it like in those contests where a bunch of schmucks try to win a new car by seeing who can keep their hand on it the longest. Make it an endurance contest. Whoever can campaign the longest without either collapsing or going batshit insane from saying the same shit over and over wins. Survival of the fittest, baby!

Guilty!...

Weasel-fuck Senator Ted Stevens (R) of Alaska was convicted
of all counts at his corruption trial today.
This is the "Internet=Series of Tubes" guy.

Normally I wouldn't derive so much pleasure from another's
misfortune, but I really don't like this guy.

Thanks for handing the Dems your Senate seat, you corrupt prick!

Apparently, This Isn't Some Fucked-Up Parody...

If you want to donate to this lunatic, here's his website.

He really seems hung up on the whole two iron legs deal.
This link came from a friend who got it
from some wingnut idiot he knows.

There's just too much here to comment on...

One Of The Few Posts I've Done Without A Picture...

Okay. Here's the deal. John McCain could potentially win (or steal) this election. He could die. Sarah Palin could be president of this country. This should be of great concern to rational people of this country. I'm sorry, but if you have seen the entirety of her interviews and remain convinced she has what it takes to be president, you have either suspended your ability to think clearly or you never had that ability to begin with. The video where she CAN'T FUCKING NAME A NEWSPAPER OR MAGAZINE SHE READS put her over the top for me. She admits she does read newspapers and magazines, but then can't manage to give an example. Not one. She couldn't just say something safe like Time or Newsweek. Or maybe a shout-out to her boys at Weekly Standard or National Review. She had nothing. Oh, and don't forget, she was a JOURNALISM MAJOR. That, along with the rest of it, should be unacceptible to all Americans. Seriously.

Videos with Katie Couric.
Videos with Charlie Gibson.

*I didn't post a picture because I've seen all I want to see out of Mrs. Palin. She causes me undue discomfort.

This Picture Has Nothing To Do With The Following Post...

I wanted to do a post about political ads, so I did an image search and this picture came up. Since I didn't really want to have a real "political ad" picture cluttering up my screen, BUT I knew I had to have A picture, I figured a laughing dog would do just fine.

So, for the second night in a row, while watching "Jeopardy!", I noticed multiple airings of the same Obama AND McCain ads during the course of the half-hour. I'm in a battleground state, so I've got this to look forward to until November. Fuckin' yay.

Allow me a second to be the guy who complains about political ads.

What the fuck? This is uncalled for. It makes no sense. If someone is watching a half-hour show and they are shown the same fucking ads during each commercial break, isn't that counterproductive? Aren't you just pissing off people like me who are too behind the times to get a DVR-type contraption? Every day with these ads is bad enough, but the SAME FUCKING ADS every ten minutes? That'd be fine if they were different every time. Actually, no, fuck that, it would still suck.

I say one political ad per candidate per hour of television. That's plenty.

I think the bottom line is that these two men love themselves so much that they can't go five minutes without seeing their face somewhere on something. That's why they spend so much on TV ads.