Unintentional Humor...

The only reason I am posting this video is for its comedic value. Freaking hilarious!

I Wasn't Sure What To Do With This...

I mean, it is Fox News. Is it even in dispute anymore that what happens there is not journalism?

Now, don't get me wrong. This Couey guy sounds like a bastard of the highest order and if you are someone who believes in hell, then I can understand why you'd think that's where he's headed. I'm just curious who their sources are on this, at least as far as the headline is concerned. Maybe they meant that he was headed to Hell, Michigan, in which case I apologize.

Missing The Bigger Story...

As many of you know, historic Yankee Stadium hosted its last ever baseball game Sunday night. I saw THIS article on the internets and it struck me that there is something much bigger going on than some final game in some baseball stadium. Somewhere out there is a baseball that can talk!

Read the headline again. I want to know who is in possession of this talking baseball. Whoever they are, they're gonna be a fucking millionaire! I mean, shit, I think it's pretty amazing when a bird can talk, but an inanimate object? That's incredible! I wonder if the talking baseball has representation yet. It needs to have its own act in Vegas at a minimum - maybe its own reality show.

I wonder how big its vocabulary is. Can it say more than "goodbye"? Can it carry on a conversation or just mimic what its owner says? As usual, the media in this country is asleep at the wheel. I haven't heard word one about this shit. Seriously, a talking baseball is WAY bigger than some economic crisis or presidential campaign.

Of course, it could be a baseball that's like one of those dolls where you pull the string and it says something, in which case I'd look pretty fucking stupid.

Amercia, The Beautiful...

On a day like September 11th the folks at Fox News would like all Amercians on 9-11 to take a moment and and remember the real amercian stories of 9-11.

(Actual screen capture taken at 8:00 PM, 9-11-08. These people are beyond idiots. I think they might just qualify as idjits. Geez!)

I Can't Stand Headlines Like This...

Hey, look everybody! The president is envisioning something!

I see headlines like this all the time on my Yahoo home page. Is it just me or does "envisioning" something seem just a bit un-newsworthy? I mean, fuck, I can envision a democratic Middle East free of oppression, too. Big deal. That's not fucking news. I can envision a place where the streets are paved with bacon, too. Just envisioning something does not rise to the level of essential information. How about some fucking news for a change?