...we never:- have hour-long debates about whether the president is, in fact, a rat-fucking commie or a pig-fucking commie.
- take turns reciting verses from Glenn Beck's Big Book Of Patriotic Poetry.
- dress up like Thomas Jefferson and sodomize an effigy of Nancy Pelosi with a semi-automatic shotgun.
- describe our fantasies of Sarah Palin licking Dick Cheney's fuzzy nipples.
You know, like real Americans.
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You are a true American Patriot, I would even go as far as call you hero!
Was this before or after you starred in "Children of the Damned"?
right on
Am I invited? I'll bring the cookies!
Um, any mushrooms left, or did Jen eat them all????
As usual..
You're hilarious. I like the Palin/Cheney imagery but not sure it would work. I think Palin's forked tongue would pierce right through Cheney's empty chest cavity. But it's a nice image nonetheless.
And that shotgun should not just sodomise the fake Pelosi, it should go off at some point, preferably drawing blood from a live creature. It would be an abuse of our freedoms not to fire it as the founding fathers demanded.
omg. that post is worthy of bill hicks!
Well, I definitely know who to send to the neo-cons Tea Parties.
S.D.- Come to think of it, I AM a hero.
VA- I'm still starring in it. Every day I star in it.
Jen- Word.
Cora- How about crumpets? I've never had one and have no idea what they are.
Joe- Seriously. She downs them like popcorn.
SSG & SAHIP- Welcome to both of you! Please stop by again.
CB- Love it!
...or converse with inanimate stuffed beers, like a true American.
Just thinking about a bucket of psilocybin mushrooms makes me queasy and thirsty for the invisible tea. *urp*
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