If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
Because swans are really princesses, duh.
What, you've never had Hunan Swan?
The long neck serves much better as a dildo than a main dish.
Too many arguments about who gets the neck.
Because we prefer them as ice sculptures.
Swans taste like the lower part of the human forearm.
And why do people eat ham and eggs, steak and eggs, sausage and eggs, but not chicken and eggs???
Custom, habit, protection, and the tough, greasy nature of the meat? Some of the answers to this question in The Guardian.I googled and found swan meat available for a very, very high cost.jawbone
I've often wondered this myself.
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Because swans are really princesses, duh.
What, you've never had Hunan Swan?
The long neck serves much better as a dildo than a main dish.
Too many arguments about who gets the neck.
Because we prefer them as ice sculptures.
Swans taste like the lower part of the human forearm.
And why do people eat ham and eggs, steak and eggs, sausage and eggs, but not chicken and eggs???
Custom, habit, protection, and the tough, greasy nature of the meat? Some of the answers to this question in The Guardian.
I googled and found swan meat available for a very, very high cost.
jawbone
I've often wondered this myself.
Post a Comment