Something's always seemed a little "off" to me about Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) and I finally figured out what it was. Is it me or does he have the biggest gap between his nose and his almost nonexistent upper lip that you've ever fucking seen? I mean, you could park a fucking Ford Festiva on his
philtrum:
Granted, Ford Festivas are small as cars go, but you get my point. Now, I know it's pretty juvenile to make fun of a person's physical attributes. After all, apart from radical reconstructive surgery, there's not much he can really do about it. However, I find him to be a bit of a douche, so I did it anyway. He also kind of reminds me of this guy:
Something's always seemed a little "off" to me about Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) and I finally figured out what it was. Is it me or does he have the biggest gap between his nose and his almost nonexistent upper lip that you've ever fucking seen? I mean, you could park a fucking Ford Festiva on his philtrum:
Granted, Ford Festivas are small as cars go, but you get my point. Now, I know it's pretty juvenile to make fun of a person's physical attributes. After all, apart from radical reconstructive surgery, there's not much he can really do about it. However, I find him to be a bit of a douche, so I did it anyway. He also kind of reminds me of this guy:
6 comments:
An entire Ford Fiesta? That's just extreme.
Thank you for making me laugh my ass off. Honestly, I've never spent enough time focusing on Mitch McConnell's face to think about it. But I'm glad you did :)
Well, that, and he's just a freak.
Did you draw that turtle? If so you could be making big money in a career in art!
So I was about to write a blog entry about Congress' inability to work, I wanted to put a picture of Mcconnell next to the Art School turtle, and lo and behold, searching for one on google images I found your blog and saw that you had already put a picture of the aforementioned.
Funny how the universe works.
He looks like a Gerbil on crack!
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