I find that the addition of mayo makes the knuckle sandwich punch hurt twice as much as it slides across your face. And believe me, nuns can HIT. Ask Sister Madonna - she spanked my ass when I was in first grade.
Yikes. I grew up with a Sister Theona, the school principal. Rumor had it she used a wooden paddle with holes drilled in it so she could get more aerodynamics in her swing.
I got into a big fight with Sister Beatta, our grammar school principal, over what came first - thunder or lightning. She was telling me that thunder came before lightning and I was telling her that lightning created the thunderclap. It got to the point that I was gonna get a beating, so I backed down and gave her what she wanted - incorrect science.
Mother Angelica told me
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I find that the addition of mayo makes the knuckle sandwich punch hurt twice as much as it slides across your face. And believe me, nuns can HIT. Ask Sister Madonna - she spanked my ass when I was in first grade.
Nice bling.
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Is that some sort of little bell she is wearing? Like ringing for Jesus or something?
Yeah, I am the driver on the rocket sled to hell...
She scares ME!
- Jennifer
Is anyone else strangely turned on by this picture?
Yikes. I grew up with a Sister Theona, the school principal. Rumor had it she used a wooden paddle with holes drilled in it so she could get more aerodynamics in her swing.
I did my time, grades 5 through 8. Oh yeah, I know nuns.
Can I have mine with mustard, because I've been a very bad boy.
Doc
I got into a big fight with Sister Beatta, our grammar school principal, over what came first - thunder or lightning. She was telling me that thunder came before lightning and I was telling her that lightning created the thunderclap. It got to the point that I was gonna get a beating, so I backed down and gave her what she wanted - incorrect science.
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