Okay, Thanksgiving is over. We're all full, hungover, or both. Time to move on to the important news of the day.Researchers have found what appears to be the oldest-ever stash of marijuana in a tomb in a remote part of China. The 789 grams found buried alongside a man's body are believed to be about 2,700 years old. Also found in the tomb were several empty Taco Bell bags and some Marley CDs. Trace amounts of Cheeto residue were also detected.
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I bet that stuff burned quick.
Don't tell me you've discovered who you were in one of your past lives!!
hahahahahaha!
My God, I think the woman in that photo is my friend Kornelia.
Hey, I think that when they found it that...that..wait. What are we talking about? Hahahahaaa. I'm so wasted right now...What?
That is one hell of a large ....Joint...is my age showing?
- Jennifer
Hahaha. I love that pic.
It didn't really belong to the man they found buried with it, he was just holding it for a friend.
They didn't happen to mention who his connection was did they?
You know...just out of curiosity.
Doc
The article mentions that he was also buried with a harp. I wonder if he just smoked it before jam sessions.
And after examining the photo, I'm guessing that there are 34 packs of Zig-Zags used in it's construction. This is an uneducated guess.
Doc
Cheeto residue? Maybe an ancient ancestor of yours?
A-ha, I noticed there was a Neurologist involved in the "testing". Mm-hmm. That sounds about right. I'm telling you, they are the fun (FUN) doctors! :-)
mmmm...I'm hungry now.
Also, terrible taste in music was found at the scene, along with several Pink Floyd CDs and an ability to listen for hours to songs whose only words are "We're Jammin'."
I also read that "Scientists also tried to germinate 100 of the seeds found in the cache, without success"...pity..they could have started a good business with the "dope that gives you a trip to the ancient China"..
LMAO @ smoking before jam sessions with the harp!!
This is hilarious... but where'd you find that picture of my usual Thanksgiving tradition?
I was gonna say "What? No Pink Floyd?" but pistolsatdawn beat me to it.
if there is no cheech and chong LP, then it wasnt real pot
Go ahead, bogart that joint, plenty to go around!
Just his personal stash, of course. For medicinal purposes.
I got hungry just looking at that picture...
What, no Mallomars?
hahahahaha!
I was laughing when I came to the comments - then I read the comments and laughing much harder. What a great group and what a great blog!!
You teach me important facts.
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