Guten Schpämmen...

What the fuck is up with all the German spam I've been getting lately? Has anyone else been inundated with this scheiße*?

Here are a few of the subject lines for the unopened e-mails and, more curiously, who sent them:
  • Mit und schaffen Sie das was Frauen wollern!‏ (via Rachelle Yarbrough)
  • Ficken wie ein Weltmeister? (via Helen Walls)
  • Probieren Sie es - Mann lebt nur einmal‏‏ (via Sterling Bowles)
  • So werden sie von jeder Frau vergoettert!‏ (via Christopher Manfredini)
  • Potenzprobleme? Mit uns nicht mehr‏ (via Consuelo York)
  • Blaue Pillchen - beleben Geist und Korper‏ (via Brent Briggs)
  • Nach 10 Minuten kommen? - verdreifachen Sie die Zeit (via Luke Oakes)
I don't know what any of this means, but I'll bet you it has something to do with the length of mein schwanzstein.

*-Shit. For those who don't know, that "B"-looking thing is the same as a double-"s" in German.


SkylersDad said...

Potenzprobleme is Cialis in German. They want to sell you pills and a pair of tubs.

Mnmom said...

Here's my closest translation:
1. Give your woman what she wants
2. Something with a world master
3. (whatever), man lives but once
4. You'll satisfy your woman
5. Potency problems? With us,no more!
6. Some pill for body and soul
7. Do you come after 10 minutes?

You were right on - they were all about your kleine schwanzstein. Not too bad for someone who got C's in college German!

Dr Zibbs said...

I suspected you were an anti Semite.

Anonymous said...

Strange, but now I have an uncontrollable urge to touch Dieter's monkey.

Distributorcap said...

i get yiddish spam

Micgar said...

nein! nein!

. said...

You can't complain! You are getting free italian and german lessons!
The day your "fraue" will complain about the "potenz" or the lenght of the "fick" you can go for a trip to Berlin to buy some "blue pillchen"!

Cormac Brown said...

It's all sauerkraut und schwarzbrot to me.

Miss Alex said...

1. How did you get that double S on your keyboard... and

2. It has much to do with your schwanzen lol