The Glass Eye Still Reigns!...

A number of other bloggers like to, from time to time, share some of the search words or phrases that brought people to their blogs. I think these can be very revealing. As I've said before, most of my Google search-based traffic (about 10%) comes from "sandy duncan glass eye". It is double the next closest slot which is shared by "baseball cliches", "scat blog", and "gurgly stomach". Some of the other more obscure ones include:

• "enormous areola"
• "what does it mean when your girlfriend starts to annoy the shit out of you"
• "why does the flintstones car tip over"
• "the discourse of a taboo subject like pooping"
• "sucking dick gives me an overbite"
• "she has boner"
• "guy blogs for guy who reads"
  
• "sasquage" (I can only imagine this is sausage made from Sasquatch meat. I believe it's a delicacy in Canada.)
• "picture of baby jesus condom"
• "5691907019122d460ef82cca4cb24248" (????)
  
• "iowa scat play" (There were a bunch of searches containing the word "scat". It's all based on one post.)
  
• "i have a crush on alex trebek" (This one scares me!)
• "crystal meth and el debarge"
• "wrestlers crotch"
  
• "dazed and confused penguin polo"
• "loni anderson camel toe"
  
• "guys toilet boner"
• "ditka drunk cap boso" (Only ardent Bears fans might get this one.)
• "cute puppies dicks"
• "bee jizz"
• "should i start smoking crack" (If you have to ask, yes.)