I wish this campaign cycle could continue indefinitely. I fucking love it. I live on talking points. I put fucking barbecue sauce on 'em and eat the fuckin' things! I want more! I'm insatiable! More Joe The Plumber! More Saks Fifth Avenue shopping sprees! You fuckin' betcha! More "Spread the wealth"! I think we should ditch this whole "voting" business. Fuck it. It requires WAY too much counting. I say we do it like in those contests where a bunch of schmucks try to win a new car by seeing who can keep their hand on it the longest. Make it an endurance contest. Whoever can campaign the longest without either collapsing or going batshit insane from saying the same shit over and over wins. Survival of the fittest, baby!
10/31/2008
Please Don't Let It End!...
I wish this campaign cycle could continue indefinitely. I fucking love it. I live on talking points. I put fucking barbecue sauce on 'em and eat the fuckin' things! I want more! I'm insatiable! More Joe The Plumber! More Saks Fifth Avenue shopping sprees! You fuckin' betcha! More "Spread the wealth"! I think we should ditch this whole "voting" business. Fuck it. It requires WAY too much counting. I say we do it like in those contests where a bunch of schmucks try to win a new car by seeing who can keep their hand on it the longest. Make it an endurance contest. Whoever can campaign the longest without either collapsing or going batshit insane from saying the same shit over and over wins. Survival of the fittest, baby!
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Hang them both upside down like David Blain!
And I love your tag of political wankery...
Oh yes, YES! I want a TV in my coffin so even my poor, rotting corpse can continue to be bathed in "the same shit over and over" till death do shut them up too.
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