Here's a birthday conversation Chris and I had last night:
C - Do you want your present now? M- No, it's not my birthday yet. C- Do you want it wrapped? M- Um, I guess not. C- No, no I'll wrap it. (pause) Do we have any wrapping paper? M- Are you fucking serious?! C- No, I'm just kidding. So where is the wrapping paper?
Chris: Here's my gift Hon - it's going to be me doing that crazy walk, while singing Sister Christian and eating ribs. Megan: But I've seen those things. Chris: No but doing them at one time.
Count yourself lucky. Most people do their silly walks alone. She deserves a night of fun and frivolity. Take her to the local steakhouse and promise not to drink the hot turkey/chicken drippings from the can. What more could a woman ask for?
Happy B'Day Megan! I can only hope that he doesn't treat you like a green popsicle, and does something romantic like stopping at the House Of Jerky on the way home.
Chris- Don't be afraid to use brown paper grocery bags to wrap presents. It shows you care enough to save a tree and makes her think that the live bait you got her was mail-order.
Brown paper: When you care enough to wrap it in the very best.
You'll have to let us know how Chris did in the whole gifting area. I can't decide whether I think he will do well or poorly. Part of me thinks he will do well because he's a thoughtful guy. The other part of me remembers that what he mostly thinks about is poop.
Since inquiring minds seem to want to know, Chris gave me an ice cream maker. It was wrapped -- quite nicely, in fact -- in paper he bought all by himself. And sure, an ice cream maker is kind of a present for him too, but I'd been talking about how I wished we had an ice cream maker all summer long. So he did good.
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Happy birthday Megan!
(Are you baking her a cake?)
(Taking her out for Mc D's?)
Here's a birthday conversation Chris and I had last night:
C - Do you want your present now?
M- No, it's not my birthday yet.
C- Do you want it wrapped?
M- Um, I guess not.
C- No, no I'll wrap it. (pause) Do we have any wrapping paper?
M- Are you fucking serious?!
C- No, I'm just kidding. So where is the wrapping paper?
That's so funny Megan - you better tell Chris that a frozen pizza will thaw if he doesn't give it to you right away... Happy Bday Chica!
From the looks of her site, and the fact that we see snot over here a lot, I recommend she bake her own cake.
Happy birthday, Megan!
I prefer this b-day kitty myself, but maybe she's seen that.
This is a good month for birthdays, especially 'cuz mine is on Friday. I'm havin' some cake for ya today, schweetie.
Happy Birthday, Megan! You're a saint for putting up with Some Guy for this long.
Chris: Here's my gift Hon - it's going to be me doing that crazy walk, while singing Sister Christian and eating ribs.
Megan: But I've seen those things.
Chris: No but doing them at one time.
Happy
Birthday
Megan
happy birthday, megan!
Happy Birthday Megan!
I wish you both all the happiness there is to give!
A fellow LIBRA! Happy b-day!
Men!
hahahahahahahaha @ your conversation....
Happy Birthday, Megan!
Chris and my husband might have been separated at birth. One year he wrote me a check . . . on our JOINT CHECKING ACCOUNT!!!!!
Happy Birthday!!
Happy birthday, Chris' beloved girlfriend!
Count yourself lucky. Most people do their silly walks alone. She deserves a night of fun and frivolity. Take her to the local steakhouse and promise not to drink the hot turkey/chicken drippings from the can. What more could a woman ask for?
Happy B'Day Megan! I can only hope that he doesn't treat you like a green popsicle, and does something romantic like stopping at the House Of Jerky on the way home.
Doc
Chris- Don't be afraid to use brown paper grocery bags to wrap presents. It shows you care enough to save a tree and makes her think that the live bait you got her was mail-order.
Brown paper: When you care enough to wrap it in the very best.
Doc
HAPPY SNAPPY BIRTHDAY MEGAN!!
Then she should know that cats are motivated only by their white hot rage.
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Well, happy birthday, Megan!
You'll have to let us know how Chris did in the whole gifting area. I can't decide whether I think he will do well or poorly. Part of me thinks he will do well because he's a thoughtful guy. The other part of me remembers that what he mostly thinks about is poop.
Happy Birthday Megan!
I hope you are having a great day...
Hippy Barthday Megan, so what did he get you?
Thanks for all the birthday wishes, everyone!
Since inquiring minds seem to want to know, Chris gave me an ice cream maker. It was wrapped -- quite nicely, in fact -- in paper he bought all by himself. And sure, an ice cream maker is kind of a present for him too, but I'd been talking about how I wished we had an ice cream maker all summer long. So he did good.
It's a day late, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Happy Belated B-Day Megan! Hope you had a great day! Chris sounds like me with the gift thing!
Happy Belated Birthday, Ever Patient Megan!
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