If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
I learned that back in her Maude days. One day I poked her with a stick, and skaddleay-bob-howdy, did I GET IT!!
Me mum came pretty close, but she added a killer sigh that would take you out every time.
I got nothing but respect
Hell is watching those horribly long Maude intros on endless loop.
maude or dorothy?
DC- I believe that's a picture from "Maude". At least that's what I did an image search for.
I don't worry about that. Because, whenever I see Bea Arthur, the next thing I think of is Adrienne Barbeau. And that gives me a special feeling.
A friend of mine in college swore he thought she was hot.
I think I'd rather have her give me the disapproving glare than her seductive one. Then again, maybe they're the same. I don't know.
I loved Maude! Her relationship with Walter is what I patterned my relationship with Spooney on.
I think you will appreciate this.http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/0/6/706c39aad9d297384e07afd3ffcf8eea.jpgIt's Bea Arthur wrestling raptors.
Did you ever hear the story of how Bea Arthur walked up to the host stand in a restaurant and said "Hello, I have a reservation." The man answered "ok, thank you, what is your name?" "Arthur." "Thank you! What is your last name?"
Didn't hear that one, but I did hear the one about how Bea Arthur ripped some poor restaurant host's balls off once.
That's from "Maude," note the clothes and a few less wrinkles.She stole that glare from Wil E. Coyote.
I feel it piercing through me!
I would not fuck with Big Bea. Hilarious story CP.
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Do NOT fuck with Bea Arthur.
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I learned that back in her Maude days. One day I poked her with a stick, and skaddleay-bob-howdy, did I GET IT!!
Me mum came pretty close, but she added a killer sigh that would take you out every time.
I got nothing but respect
Hell is watching those horribly long Maude intros on endless loop.
maude or dorothy?
DC- I believe that's a picture from "Maude". At least that's what I did an image search for.
I don't worry about that. Because, whenever I see Bea Arthur, the next thing I think of is Adrienne Barbeau. And that gives me a special feeling.
A friend of mine in college swore he thought she was hot.
I think I'd rather have her give me the disapproving glare than her seductive one. Then again, maybe they're the same. I don't know.
I loved Maude! Her relationship with Walter is what I patterned my relationship with Spooney on.
I think you will appreciate this.
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/0/6/706c39aad9d297384e07afd3ffcf8eea.jpg
It's Bea Arthur wrestling raptors.
Did you ever hear the story of how Bea Arthur walked up to the host stand in a restaurant and said "Hello, I have a reservation." The man answered "ok, thank you, what is your name?" "Arthur." "Thank you! What is your last name?"
Didn't hear that one, but I did hear the one about how Bea Arthur ripped some poor restaurant host's balls off once.
That's from "Maude," note the clothes and a few less wrinkles.
She stole that glare from Wil E. Coyote.
I feel it piercing through me!
I would not fuck with Big Bea. Hilarious story CP.
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