Sweet Ride...

Whatever you do, do NOT get behind this jackass in traffic on your way to work.

He thinks he's driving a real tractor (which are already painfully slow to begin with), but he's actually riding a toy tractor. He's completely oblivious to the fact that it has no motor.

See there?
It's got pedals!
HE'S propelling it!

With the gear ratio on that thing, he'll be lucky to break 5 MPH. I mean, he's decent enough to put his blinkers on, but still. At least pull over every once in a while and let some of us pass.

Jerk.