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Ted Stevens: Major League Douche...
The Daily Show did a nice bit about my absolute least favorite senator, Ted Stevens of Alaska. You may remember Ted from his description of the internets as a "series of tubes". Ted is also the guy behind that famous "bridge to nowhere". The Daily Show made fun of him HERE, too. He's been in the senate since 1968. It saddens me to know that this slimy fuck will have federal buildings named after him once he retires.