If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
Ew. Just ew.
Why is the U.N. symbol on the package?
U.N.derwear, of course. It's for U.N.ating.
Hmmm... I don't know.... I'll take the toilet over diapers anyday, really. That's just me, of course. To each his/her own.I guess.
But if I wear diapers, when do I get any reading time?
Flannery: They're the official adult diapers of the United Nations!
Ew indeed. But I agree. Can you imagine just pinching one off during a routine conversation? Or while you're stuck in traffic? Amazing.
Don't worry, if you live long enough, you'll be wearing them.
MizBubs was at work (at the public library) when a well-dressed elderly woman walked up to ask some questions. After a few moments MizBubs and her coworkers noticed a pronounced and overpowering smell emanating from the woman. The woman had, while she was speaking with my bride, utilized whatever adult diaper she was wearing...and whatever odor-concealing qualities the adult diaper claimed to have, it didn't.
I'm with you. This will be the part of Alzheimer's that's not all bad.
Ja-- that's why I don't usually WEAR pants and the floor is often wet.
Endorsed by stalking, psychopathic astronauts everywhere!
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