As much as I love toilets, I'm not fully convinced adult diapers would be so bad.
As long as they can successfully wick moisture away from the skin, neutralize odors (as advertised), and don't leak, I think I could get on board.
Frankly, all this fly-zipping and unzipping is getting tiresome.
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Ew. Just ew.
Why is the U.N. symbol on the package?
U.N.derwear, of course. It's for U.N.ating.
Hmmm... I don't know.... I'll take the toilet over diapers anyday, really. That's just me, of course. To each his/her own.
I guess.
But if I wear diapers, when do I get any reading time?
Flannery: They're the official adult diapers of the United Nations!
Ew indeed. But I agree. Can you imagine just pinching one off during a routine conversation? Or while you're stuck in traffic? Amazing.
Don't worry, if you live long enough, you'll be wearing them.
MizBubs was at work (at the public library) when a well-dressed elderly woman walked up to ask some questions. After a few moments MizBubs and her coworkers noticed a pronounced and overpowering smell emanating from the woman. The woman had, while she was speaking with my bride, utilized whatever adult diaper she was wearing...and whatever odor-concealing qualities the adult diaper claimed to have, it didn't.
I'm with you. This will be the part of Alzheimer's that's not all bad.
Ja-- that's why I don't usually WEAR pants and the floor is often wet.
Endorsed by stalking, psychopathic astronauts everywhere!
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