4/17/2007

It Depends...


As much as I love toilets, I'm not fully convinced adult diapers would be so bad.

As long as they can successfully wick moisture away from the skin, neutralize odors (as advertised), and don't leak, I think I could get on board.

Frankly, all this fly-zipping and unzipping is getting tiresome.

12 comments:

Flannery Alden said...

Ew. Just ew.

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

Why is the U.N. symbol on the package?

Flannery Alden said...

U.N.derwear, of course. It's for U.N.ating.

Dick Small said...

Hmmm... I don't know.... I'll take the toilet over diapers anyday, really. That's just me, of course. To each his/her own.
I guess.

Skylers Dad said...

But if I wear diapers, when do I get any reading time?

vikkitikkitavi said...

Flannery: They're the official adult diapers of the United Nations!

The Boob Lady said...

Ew indeed. But I agree. Can you imagine just pinching one off during a routine conversation? Or while you're stuck in traffic? Amazing.

Valerie said...

Don't worry, if you live long enough, you'll be wearing them.

Bubs said...

MizBubs was at work (at the public library) when a well-dressed elderly woman walked up to ask some questions. After a few moments MizBubs and her coworkers noticed a pronounced and overpowering smell emanating from the woman. The woman had, while she was speaking with my bride, utilized whatever adult diaper she was wearing...and whatever odor-concealing qualities the adult diaper claimed to have, it didn't.

Coaster Punchman said...

I'm with you. This will be the part of Alzheimer's that's not all bad.

Big Orange said...

Ja-- that's why I don't usually WEAR pants and the floor is often wet.

Writeprocrastinator said...

Endorsed by stalking, psychopathic astronauts everywhere!