4/20/2007

Poor Fish...


This is a Crappie.

Some people pronounce it "Croppie", probably because they feel crappy calling it a Crappie.

It's OK. They don't mind being called Crappies. There are worse things they could be called.

I mean, shit, it's nowhere NEAR as bad a name as the South American Cuntfish.




Alright, you got me. There's no such thing as the South American Cuntfish. But don't tell the Crappies. They feel crappy enough as it is.

7 comments:

Johnny Yen said...

No wonder he looks so sad.

Spooney said...

They call it a crappie cuz that's how you feel if that's the only kind of fish you can catch.

Flannery Alden said...

Why does "South American Cuntfish" crack me up? I think I should be offended.

Skylers Dad said...

"South American Cuntfish" brings to memory the old joke who's punchline is:

Darn it Eve, now all the fish are going to smell like that!

Bada boom, crash!

Thank you, I'll be here all week, be sure to tip your wait staff...

The Boob Lady said...

HAHA!!

Big Orange said...

Sky-Dad: I like to follow it up with "remember, when throwing money on stage you could injure someone! Wrap your change in dollar bills so as to cushion the blow..."

Can you EAT a crappie, or has no one tried? They look reaaaally bonie.

Anon. Blogger said...

I'm late here, but yes, you can eat crappie. Crappie are easy to catch if you know where they are and they are super easy to reel in. They sort of surrender and just float on in.

Maybe they are glad to just end it all.

They taste great.

Uh, sorry. I love to fish - but mostly because you can sit in the great outdoors, drink beer, pee in a bucket... I'm pretty easy to please, I suppose.