4/10/2007

My First LTTE...


Because she is too busy sunning herself and drinking champagne cocktails, Megan has asked me to tackle some of her pending letters to the editor. I am going to try and do it with the same tact and eloquence that she always does. Here goes:

Bums at bus station

When my sister passed away, I travelled to Pittsburgh via bus. The Norfolk terminal was disgusting - so many beggars, bums, and delinquents at that station.

All my other stops were great. Security and cleanliness were intact. Hats off to the stations in Pittsburgh, Washington, D.C., and Richmond.

Norfolk, though, needs work. Get those bums out who are not travelling from Norfolk's station.

David M., Hertford, NC


Dear David,

Eat a bag of shit, you heartless horse's ass.

Sincerely,
Some Guy

p.s.- Sorry about your sister.

8 comments:

Flannery Alden said...

Succinct and Sincere. Way to go, Chris!

Skylers Dad said...

Nicely summed up, I think you have a future in this business.

vikkitikkitavi said...

A MAN wrote that letter? Wow. You should have mentioned how sorry you are that he obviously sold his balls for an extra helping of prissy.

Grant Miller said...

I like it. But bus terminals are supposed to be filled with beggars, bums and delinquents. Otherwise people would get confused.

Dirt said...

Love your blog, ive been checking it out for a while now....Do you want to swap links on each others site?

mine is www.woosk.com, email me at tekemp@gmail.com if you do and then I will add you to my site.

The Boob Lady said...

Wow. :)

CATHERINETTE SINGLETON said...

I like it. I think that you should be responsible for these all the time.

Chris said...

Flann- Succinctness is something I strive for. Thanks!

S.D.- I wonder if they'd deliver The Virginian-Pilot to my house in MI.

Vikki- Congrats! You just cracked me up!

Grant- That's exactly what I was thinking!

Dirt- Give me a chance to check out your site. If it meets my exceedingly high standards, you're in. Just kidding. Nice to have you on board!

Boob Lady- You said it.

Catherinette- Thanks! I'll be adding you to my links once I get back to my home base.