4/23/2007

Damn Liberals...

I was watching Newt Gingrich on "This Week" and saw him make a compelling case for why the Virginia Tech massacre (and Columbine) was the fault of liberals (watch HERE). His case is pretty much air-tight.

I wondered, though, why Newt stopped there. After all, couldn't the case be made that liberals are to blame for ALL the murders in this country? Better yet, aren't they to blame for every crime committed in this country? In fact, I think it is safe to say that liberals are to blame for anything that ever went wrong in each of our lives- EVER. They're certainly to blame for this pathetic blog post.

Newtie, bubbie, you gotta go whole hog on this premise! None of this half-assed shit!

By the way, nice name.

Newt. Cracks me up.

9 comments:

Dick Small said...

That Newt! He cracks me up! Hahahahaaa!

Skylers Dad said...

Is he really trying to make a comeback and be a political player again? It's just too much to believe...

Flannery Alden said...

I guess the war in Iraq is the liberals' fault too...they were too gullible to question Bush on the evidence of WMD's.

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

Question: Is Newt really stupid enough to believe the shit he's spouting, or is he just grand-standing?

vikkitikkitavi said...

The name "Newt" makes me uncomfortable, because every time I hear it, I think of a certain line from a certain movie that I will NOT name (but it rhymes with Ponty Mython and the Groly Hail), and memorizing and reciting lines from same movie is just sort of unseemly when one is of a certain age and experience. It hardly inspires in the listener the level of confidence one would desire.

But I'm thinking it. Oh, I'm thinking it.

Melinda June said...

Randyluvspaiste is onto something. Newtie thinks this is all a game. He loves proving he's smart and arguing a case, and he's made a career of dropping all sorts of inflamatory crap into the media. And since he's not a complete loon like Limbaugh or a talking points puppet like Mehlman and Bartlett, he comes off as credible and thought-provoking even if he's telling you monkeys are flying out of the proverbial ass.

Sorry. I never comment, and here I go suddenly spouting off on your post. Pardon me.

Big Orange said...

and here I thought it was mostly because of "Backstage Racism" (ask Flannery-- she took the notes)

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Writeprocrastinator said...

Liberals are also to blame for constipation among conservatives...












wait a minute. I'm sorry, they come that way.

Ooooh, I feel a rant acomin'!

First. "Newt," damn if a name like that isn't an inferiority complex waiting to happen. Regardless of their ideals, no politican named "Newt" or "Percy" should be allowed to hold office. You can't trust that they won't want to get back every single person that made fun of their name.

Second. This the same idiot who was bagging on Clinton for infidelity, while he had the temerity to cheat on his sick wife at the very same while she was going through chemo.

Third. I can't prove it, but I believe that he somehow came to life and escaped from Hank Ketchum's draftboard. Yes, that's right, Newt Gingrich is Dennis the Menace.

What, you don't believe me? Check his head and the shape of the hair. The propensity for mischief.