Yesterday, Alberto "Gonzo" Gonzales, the Attorney General, appeared before the Senate Judiciary Committee. News reports have described the questioning as "brutal", "relentless", and "withering". However, they failed to get the AG on record regarding the issue of most concern to the American people - just what IS the status of his long-rumored relationship with Camilla the Chicken? I think it's time we got the truth, sir.
4 comments:
I heard she flew the coop.
From the photo, she obviously still has the hots for Gonzo.
Where's Emily Latila when you need her?
they're just friends. Really.
Post a Comment