4/20/2007

The Question No One Asked...

Yesterday, Alberto "Gonzo" Gonzales, the Attorney General, appeared before the Senate Judiciary Committee. News reports have described the questioning as "brutal", "relentless", and "withering".

However, they failed to get the AG on record regarding the issue of most concern to the American people - just what IS the status of his long-rumored relationship with Camilla the Chicken? I think it's time we got the truth, sir.

4 comments:

Flannery Alden said...

I heard she flew the coop.

Skylers Dad said...

From the photo, she obviously still has the hots for Gonzo.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Where's Emily Latila when you need her?

Big Orange said...

they're just friends. Really.