An Open Letter To Bill Moyers...

Dear Bill,

I've admired you and your brand of journalism for years. It was a sad day when you left your PBS show, "Now", and it was reduced to a half-hour. However, if that freed up time to devote to shows like the one I watched last night called "Buying The War", then I think you made the right decision.

Bill, I grew up without a grandfather. Both of mine died before I was born. I know this is a lot to ask and that you don't know me from Adam, but would you, perhaps, consent to being my adopted grandfather? Think it over...

Sincerely,
Some Guy