Some Guy Quiz

So, you like Some Guy’s Blog...but do you really know Some Guy? Pass this quiz and you’ll know everything you need to know!

1. Which of the following actually happened to Some Guy?

a. Was beaten up by a Branch Davidian while visiting Waco, Texas
b. Threw up in a Taco Bell bag while driving his Honda Civic
c. Was Grant Miller’s understudy in the York High School production of Star Wars
d. All of the above
e. None of the above

2. Which of the following is an authentic Some Guy quote?

a. “I don’t even like salt water”
b. “I speak Spanish…Sí
c. “I’m kind of like a girl”
d. All of the above
e. None of the above

3. Which of the following happened at Some Guy’s high school graduation party?

a. Was pinned by his younger sister in a wrestling match
b. Was accosted by a ‘Rent-a-Nerd’
c. Was given a key to the City of Elmhurst by Mayor Abner Ganet
d. All of the above
e. None of the above

4. What is the name of Some Guy’s Cat?

a. Kitty
b. Mario Van Peebles
c. The Ass-Man
d. Some Guy’s Cat

5. Which pop-culture icon visited Some Guy in his youth?

a. Twinkie the Kid
b. Mayor McCheese
c. The Kool-Aid Man
d. All of the above
e. None of the above

6. Who did Some Guy call a, “Cunt-Ass Pee-Hole”?

a. George W. Bush
b. Ann Coulter
c. Bill O’Reilly
d. All of the above
e. None of the above

7. In which country did Some Guy help build houses for the poor?

a. China
b. Russia
c. South Africa
d. Brazil
e. Ghana

8. What show does Some Guy watch before going to work every morning?

a. Saved by the Bell
b. Mass for Shut-Ins
c. Fox & Friends
d. All of the above
e. None of the above

9. Some Guy was photographed as a toddler with what on his head?

a. A sombrero
b. A steaming pile of dog-doo
c. A bird
d. A traditional Native American head-dress

10. By what popular nickname is Some Guy also known?

a. The Hypercolor Kid
b. Red Scampi
c. Uncle Grundles
d. Monkey Balls
e. Sir Lumpy of Chorkworth

Answers posted Monday.

1-3 correct answers: You don’t know Some Guy!
4-6 correct answers: Some Guy is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there
7-9 correct answers: You have an unhealthy infatuation with Some Guy
10 correct answers: Are you Some Guy’s mom?


Big Orange said...

oh, hell, everyone KNOWS that "D" is the correct answer for, like, ALL of 'em!!

Frank Sirmarco said...

Big Orange: Ah, foolish mortal! I wouldn't make it THAT easy...

Grant Miller said...

Can I post my answers. I think I only know three of them and can make educated guess at the rest.

Frank Sirmarco said...

Post away...

Coaster Punchman said...

Although I don't really know Some Guy, I enjoy his goofy face pictures. I would at least venture to guess "all of the above" on any question that gives that as an option.

Frank Sirmarco said...

B, D, B, C, C, C, C, A, C, D