11/14/2006

Pop Quiz...

Don't worry, it's only one question, multiple choice...
This is soon-to-be former UN Ambassador, John Bolton. Does he most closely resemble:
A. Portly professional golfer, Craig "The Walrus" Stadler.
B. Beloved cartoon character and Woody Woodpecker nemesis, Wally Walrus.
C. An actual walrus.
D. A steaming pile of dog shit with a lone fly on it.

Answer will be posted when I feel like it.

9 comments:

vikkitikkitavi said...

Notice how you never see John Bolton and Wiford Brimley in the same place at the same time...

Flannery Alden said...

Oh, that poop is gross. Not only did I turn green, but I also saw green.

::shiver::

What was the question again?

Chris said...

Vikki- I totally forgot about Wilford "We won't get any older & we won't ever die" Brimley. Nice one!
Flannery- Don't worry, it wasn't that important...

Teri said...

I like "B"

IDigHootchAndCootch said...

I cant believe no one has told this guy "dude, unless you're auditioning for the village people, trim the soup strainer!!

mixednut said...

I can't decide.
c or d... c or d....

Anonymous said...

The lone fly indicates some freshness, and given Bolton's wizened appearance, I'm gonna rule out D.

People actually like Stadler and Wally, so I think I'm left with actual walrus.

Provided that actual walrus is an asshole.

Big Orange said...

damn... Im with mixnut-- I can't decide between the steaming pile of shit and Wally Walrus.

Well, the poop doesnt talk and Wally, if I remember, has a moronic German accent, so I guess I'd need to hear all candidates SPEAK before I can make an ass-essment.

Anonymous said...

It's either a, b, c, or d. Doesn't matter 'cause the most important thing is he's on his way OUT! yippee