11/13/2006

Shit, I Forgot...

I meant to put this in my other "Star Wars" post. The dirtiest thing ever said in the "Star Wars" series was:

LUKE: "Han, can you reach my lightsaber?" (Return Of The Jedi)

PS: I'm adding Coaster Punchman and Bunso (mainly for "outing" Grant Miller) to the blogroll. Welcome!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I dunno, what about "I used to bullseye womp rats?"

Chris said...

Yeah, not to mention all the subtle allusions to Threepio/Artoo droid-love. Which one do you think was the "bottom"?

Anonymous said...

Or perhaps "Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"

Anonymous said...

Surely Jabba the Hutt must have said something dirty to Princess Leia when he had her all chained up like his bitch. . .

Chris said...

Ahh, chained-up, bitch Princess Leia...

I think she single-handedly induced puberty for countless young male geeks all over the world.

Valerie (Bunso) said...

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

"You've got something jammed in here real good."

Ah, the list could go on and on...

Thanks for adding me to your list. I only wish I had some pictures of you from high school. All I have are mental ones...especially of you as Owen in "The Foreigner."

Coaster Punchman said...

Thanks for the link! It's time I do a little maintenance at CPW so I'll be sure to add yours.