As many of you know, historic Yankee Stadium hosted its last ever baseball game Sunday night. I saw THIS article on the internets and it struck me that there is something much bigger going on than some final game in some baseball stadium. Somewhere out there is a baseball that can talk!
Read the headline again. I want to know who is in possession of this talking baseball. Whoever they are, they're gonna be a fucking millionaire! I mean, shit, I think it's pretty amazing when a bird can talk, but an inanimate object? That's incredible! I wonder if the talking baseball has representation yet. It needs to have its own act in Vegas at a minimum - maybe its own reality show.
I wonder how big its vocabulary is. Can it say more than "goodbye"? Can it carry on a conversation or just mimic what its owner says? As usual, the media in this country is asleep at the wheel. I haven't heard word one about this shit. Seriously, a talking baseball is WAY bigger than some economic crisis or presidential campaign.
Of course, it could be a baseball that's like one of those dolls where you pull the string and it says something, in which case I'd look pretty fucking stupid.
