It is my dream to one day own the most renowned truck of all, Bigfoot. That way I would never have to change lanes or brake ever again - two things that, quite frankly, have become tiresome. I would just drive right over traffic that was in front of me. It's not like people would be mad or anything. Let's face it, Bigfoot is an icon. It is the Hulk Hogan of monster trucks. People would be honored that their car was crushed by the famous Bigfoot. They'd smile and wave from their compressed windows and shout, "God bless you, Bigfoot, for all that you do!"
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It can only be made better by a big ol' OBAMA bumper sticker!
I always wanted a steamroller, myself.
Sweet! Then once you get it all tricked out and customized with your very own vanity plates and chromed out rims you can rename it..."compensation" ;)
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"smile and wave from their compressed windows"
That is quite the image right there sir!
hahaha
Um, how do you even get in one of those things???
And now my dream is to take a ride in your monster truck.
You can't get that if I get it first! Thanks for the idea! :)
Can we use this for the sidewalk/pedestrian traffic as well? If so, I'll take one in red, please!
If you were driving down my street, I would impress people by just casually walking under you/BFoot.
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