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10/28/2008
Just Call Him "Poo Pants"...
My brother sent me this delightful tale told by Hall Of Famer George Brett. I thought it was appropriate for this blog. The sound is a little bad at the beginning, but it gets better. As my brother noted in his e-mail, perhaps it WASN'T pine tar after all.
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Did he know that was recorded? That's a damn shame. Is nothing sacred?
Kirby's right. Two minutes of shit stories seems to be about all a rookie can tolerate. After that, he's just putting up with an incontinent senior citizen. Brett had great sense at the plate, but apparently isn't worth a shit in the casino.
Brett is one of my favorite players of all time. I remember after he had hemorrhoid surgery he said to the press, "My problems are behind me now." No wonder you like him.
11 comments:
Did he know that was recorded? That's a damn shame. Is nothing sacred?
That was hysterical!!!!! I love how he says he's good for shitting himself twice a year.
I love the way the kid he's telling the story to keeps backing up, trying to get away from that clueless jagoff.
I don't trust anyone who says "True story." as a preface to the story, not to mention the closing statement.
Who among us hasn't had "straight fuckin water" coming out of our pants at some time?
My husband is gonna LOVE this! Love those other players backing away, afraid he's going to blow again.
Twice a year!??! Really??!
Kirby's right. Two minutes of shit stories seems to be about all a rookie can tolerate. After that, he's just putting up with an incontinent senior citizen. Brett had great sense at the plate, but apparently isn't worth a shit in the casino.
Brett is one of my favorite players of all time. I remember after he had hemorrhoid surgery he said to the press, "My problems are behind me now." No wonder you like him.
I just gave you a little linkage on this one Chris. This is a classic.
Yeah, but did he wash his hands when he was done?
OMG you are in-fracking-corrigible. You and your bathroom obsessions. LOL.
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