I walk funny.
Okay, I know I'm not going in order so I hope you can follow along. A big mistake a girlfriend can make is letting it be known when she finds something her boyfriend does annoying. Doing this creates an even greater incentive for us. This one has been in my arsenal for a long time. I like to do it when we're at the grocery store or walking down the sidewalk or when we're together in view of other people. She cowers, red-faced, but I know deep down she loves it.
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I detect some anti simian sentiment in that funny walk.
You need to get into the clinic and have that artificial hip lubed.
Not only am I the man of a thousand voices, I'm also the dude with shit loads of walks. AND - luckily for you, I'm taking on new members and starting a gang. That was funny as hell. I do the same to annoy the hell out of loved ones. It makes ME feel good.
Everyone wins a medal!
Dude, I'm not finding you a new girlfriend when Megan comes to her senses.
That is a Popeye walk if I ever saw one!
Doc
Too many steroids fer sure ... but that's a nice boat.
If you need some help with this series, I have LOADS of ideas.
"the monkey walk"
that's what
I would call it..
You know, throw in a few "pull my fingers," and you are going to be the most awesome dad ever!
Oh My God it's a good thing I didn't have any food or drink in my mouth right then!! That made my eyes water.
Dad?
careful, she might push you off that dock
Have you ever had a parent tell you that if you don't stop making that face, that it will stick that way?
Seeing you do that walk might be a crystal ball into your future, young man.
I agree, the best part is Megan's faint squeaks as she tries not to bust a gut. Oh, thank you Chris. That made me laugh for a while.
Stop it.
Damn that must be annoying! but funnier n hell too!
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