This is a series I started a while ago. Let me start by saying that I work damn hard for this blog. I spent the better part of the day coming up with this one. I even skipped working at the local soup kitchen like I usually do on Sunday. This post required a lot of trial and error. I had to run a number of diagnostic tests to determine what Megan finds the most annoying. After each, I'd ask, "So, on a scale of one to a hundred and twelve, how annoying was that?" Then I'd record the results on a clipboard. Well, not actually on the clipboard itself, but on a piece of paper attached to the clipboard. Anyway, the winner, at least for today, was a particularly obnoxious way of consuming Doritos. You may want to turn up the volume to get the full effect of the crunching. Enjoy.
Showing posts with label annoyance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label annoyance. Show all posts
8/17/2008
Ways I Annoy The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend, Part 3...
I walk funny.
Okay, I know I'm not going in order so I hope you can follow along. A big mistake a girlfriend can make is letting it be known when she finds something her boyfriend does annoying. Doing this creates an even greater incentive for us. This one has been in my arsenal for a long time. I like to do it when we're at the grocery store or walking down the sidewalk or when we're together in view of other people. She cowers, red-faced, but I know deep down she loves it.
Okay, I know I'm not going in order so I hope you can follow along. A big mistake a girlfriend can make is letting it be known when she finds something her boyfriend does annoying. Doing this creates an even greater incentive for us. This one has been in my arsenal for a long time. I like to do it when we're at the grocery store or walking down the sidewalk or when we're together in view of other people. She cowers, red-faced, but I know deep down she loves it.
8/14/2008
Ways I Annoy The Shit Out Of My Girlfriend, Part 45,672...
I fake cry.
She can't stand it. Part of why I do it is that I'm so damn good at it. I would feel guilty if I deprived others of such talent. That Meryl Streep thinks she's hot shit, but I think you'll agree after watching this brief video that I'm gonna give her a run for her money at the next Oscars! For those of you who are curious, I received my formal training from Lee Strasberg (Hyman Roth of "Godfather II") at the prestigious Actor's Studio. Enjoy!
Production notes: Pay attention to how easily I am able to transition between various emotional states. The is what we in the business refer to as "range". It is a critical skill for any of my readers out there who may be aspiring actors. I encourage you not to feel too bad if my acting intimidates you and makes you feel like you'll never measure up. This took YEARS of practice - not to mention blood, sweat and tears - in order to perfect.
Keep at it. Hone your craft. You can do it!
She can't stand it. Part of why I do it is that I'm so damn good at it. I would feel guilty if I deprived others of such talent. That Meryl Streep thinks she's hot shit, but I think you'll agree after watching this brief video that I'm gonna give her a run for her money at the next Oscars! For those of you who are curious, I received my formal training from Lee Strasberg (Hyman Roth of "Godfather II") at the prestigious Actor's Studio. Enjoy!
Production notes: Pay attention to how easily I am able to transition between various emotional states. The is what we in the business refer to as "range". It is a critical skill for any of my readers out there who may be aspiring actors. I encourage you not to feel too bad if my acting intimidates you and makes you feel like you'll never measure up. This took YEARS of practice - not to mention blood, sweat and tears - in order to perfect.
Keep at it. Hone your craft. You can do it!
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