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2/08/2008
Give It Up, Fox News...
Face it, it's a losing effort. We've seen what kind of person Dubya is. He would have to rescue baby Jesus from a burning building at this point for people to even reconsider their negative opinion of him.
What we didn't see is him saying "Cheesh, sorry about yer homes and all but I just really don't care about poor people" at which point all the folks just keeled over forward in a dead faint.
Face it, it's a losing effort.
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Good lord. I'm sure he offered some platitudes about Jeebus too.
What we didn't see is him saying "Cheesh, sorry about yer homes and all but I just really don't care about poor people" at which point all the folks just keeled over forward in a dead faint.
Of course he only hugs those who have "faith"...
Even then I wouldn't change my mind....
... you know, the part about him rushing into the burning building to rescue someone...
... which of course would never happen..
Nice haiku!
Awww, Fox, that's so heartwarming! No, it isn't! Its sickening! It looks like Bush is waiting for the cameras to click for the photo op!
... and it appears he's whistling dixie
The story needs a puppy in it somewhere for me to even think about forgiving him for all his crimes.
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