Don't worry. This isn't a post about some big dump I took (although that gives me an idea...).This weekend was full of excitement:
- My pal, Frank, got engaged on Mackinac Island up by me.
- While on Mackinac, Frank and his UCF* found me a t-shirt. How they were able to find a t-shirt shop on the island is beyond me. They were also able to find some fudge against all odds.
- I lost three golf balls on the first tee of Ye Nyne Olde Holes golf course.
- My pal Dave brought two big-ass pork shoulders and grilled them to perfection for some outstanding pulled pork sammies (or sangwiches, if you prefer).
- We went canoeing/kayaking down the Jordan River, but no one got baptised.
- I drank so much on Saturday, I had to lie down for a while. That hasn't happened in a LONG time.
5 comments:
Sorry, what is UCF*?
did you say it was full of EXCITEMENT or full of EXREMENT?? I'm corn-fused.
(and dude, that IS one really big shit! Why is shaped like a swirled soft-serve cone, though? I've been shittin' for almost 39 years now and I've NEVER had a swirled-up, soft-serve cone poop, though that's what all the plastic ones in the store look like. You wanna be realistic, make it more log-like or consult the Bristol Stool Chart-- soft serve is NOT one of the catagories!!
I'm glad you and your buddies found some fudge.
Sounds like a great weekend!
Pulled pork sangwiches. Yummmmm! Now that you mention it, I haven't made those since my mom and I made them over a year ago!! Thanks for the idea!
I'm tapping out, after your brief sojourn, you've posted far too many for me to read in one day. Welcome back!
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