To What Should I Attribute My Unprecedented Popularity?...

My buddy Jen over at The Slack tagged me...

A- Available or single?
Engaged. Oh, didn't I tell you!?
B- Best Friend? Diamonds (What can I say? I'm in touch with my feminine side.)
C- Cake or pie? Both go right to my thighs.
D- Drink of choice? puddle water
E- Essential item I use every day. plunger
F- Favorite color: Badd (as in "Color me...)
G- Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms?
Gummy Venus De Milo
H- Hometown? Elmhurst , IL
I- Indulgence: No, I'm not Catholic.
J- January or February?
It would've been February, but that silent-r pisses me off.
K- Kids and names:
A girl, Nargausius, and a boy, L'il Suck.
L- Life is incomplete without? Mikey (He LIKES it!)
M- Marriage date: potato salad
N- Number of siblings: brother & sister (twins), younger
O- Oranges or apples? I don't like to compare these two things.
P- Phobias or fears? Concrete, grass, and wood. It's a cross I bear every day.
Q- Favorite quote? "Huh?" - Britney Spears
R- Reasons to smile: gassiness
S- Season: Sure, put a little Oregano on it.
T- Tag 3 or 4 people. Hey, don't be tellin' me what to do!
U- Unknown fact about me: I have exactly two hairs on the mid-knuckles of my two ring fingers, but none of the other ones. Seriously.
V- Vegetable you don’t like: You name it, I probably don't like it.
W- Worst habit: Sticking my dick in the mashed potatoes.
Y- Your favorite food? F to the muthafuckin' P, boy-eeez! As if you didn't know.
Z- Zodiac? Uncle Leo


Anonymous said...

you are a RIOT!

Jen said...

a fine job indeed!

still doing the
mashed potato thing

I thought you kicked that

Jenny Jenny Flannery said...


Some Guy said...

Teri- Tell me something I DON'T know.

Jen- I've tried everything. Maybe I need to go on Dr. Phil.

Flan- Ha! Just kidding!

Jenny Jenny Flannery said...

Oh, you!

vikkitikkitavi said...

Chris, I'm not sure how to break this to you, but the R is not silent.

Anonymous said...


Jesus, don't do this to me when I've been drinking-- I got down to number 65 or so before I realized that some of your responses were tongue-in-cheek... Whoo...

"why is there never any rum?"

---Depp as
Captain Jack Sparrow

Anonymous said...

Oh, my Christmas break began at 3:15 and I began drinking at 4 PM. Having read ::hic!!:: the comments I'm with all them femmy folken like Flann & Boob Lady-- YOU SHOULD HAVE MORE *SENSE* THAN TO GET ENGAGED!!

::SLAP!!:: snap outta' it, dood! what the hell is 'matter widcha?!

Megan said...

Damnit! Grant already made my "if it's gonna be that kinda party" joke!

Some Guy said...

Flan- Gotcha!

Grant- The B-Boys have taught me well.

Vikki- Quick! Vikki's tongue-in-cheek detector is on the fritz! I think it requires AA batteries. Jeez!

Boob Lady- What can I say? I'm a tough nut to crack. BTW- that's my all-time favorite Simpsons.

B.O.- It must be good to be on vacation and likkered up already.

Megan- That Grant Miller is a quick one. You gotta be on your toes around him.

vikkitikkitavi said...

Oh, and to think that I almost didn't leave that comment because even I don't pronounce the R. And I have a strict rule about Rs.

Anonymous said...

I love you - you're hilarious! Your lady must be great and congratulations! I'll drink to that!