Who's Responsible For This Mess?...

Well, I hope you all enjoyed ransacking my blog while I was gone. I'm glad you all had fun. Little did you know I had a surveillance camera running the entire time. Some of you were doing some pretty risque shit. I wonder how much your good name is worth to you. I have a limited number of copies of the tape. Shall we start the bidding?

I've been feeling blogger withdrawal. I've got new, exciting blog ideas coming out of every orifice. As always, I'll be focusing on the ones emanating from the sphinctal region. Fasten your seatbelts...