1/10/2007

A Brand New Feature At Some Guy's Blog!...

I think I'll call it "Some Guy Asks You Questions And You Answer Them". It is a way for me to peel back the layers of some of our favorite bloggers and get down to the core - the essence - of who they really are. My first Guinea Pig is:

Our friend, Anne Altman. Anne runs a blog called Two Can Anne. She was one of the very first blogs I started reading. I had the pleasure of spending time with Anne and her cat, Doodle, while in New York City recently. For those of you who follow her, she is pretty much exactly like you'd imagine. I was happy to learn that Anne was willing to answer a few questions. Her answers appear in bold.

-Hi, Anne. How are you?

Eh.

-I have a few questions for you, if you don't mind. I'm curious, what eighties sitcom character can you most relate to and why?

I'm
a Golden Girls' Dorothy Petrillo-Sbornak with a Sophia Petrillo rising.

-What's the most you'd pay for a haircut?

$30. If I could trim it myself with a cigarette lighter, I would.

-I understand you live in Manhattan. What's with all the urine?

The city runs on it.

-My brother sat next to E! Channel personality, Giuliana De Pandi on a
recent flight from LA to Chicago.

Shoot me when I recognize that name, please.

-Switching to politics, what is your take on North Dakota's recent threat to
secede from the union?

Bye!

-Can you spell the word "verisimilitude"?

Yes.

-Finally, Yellow snow. Eat it? Don't? Where do you stand?

What's with all the urine questions? Never say never. Ever see "Alive?"

Thanks, Anne! If any of you would like to be a featured interviewee, please leave a note in the comments. I will tailor my questions to each individual.

17 comments:

GETkristiLOVE said...

We could use Ann on our hockey team.

Flannery Alden said...

That is an awesome picture! That tee-shirt rocks!

teri said...

Way to go, Anne? I think your questions were too tricky for her. She's a simple girl, you know.

Phil said...

I don't think they were all questions.

Interview me anytime.

Jen said...

HAhAHahAHAHa!

Great Idea Chris

vikkitikkitavi said...

First of all, if Ann is wearing that t-shirt ironically, it will break my heart. Secondly, I am not going to beg for your attention, Chris. I don't care how freakin lonely you are up there in the middle of buttfuck nowhere.

Flannery Alden said...

Aw, I'm an attention whore; send me some questions!

Megan said...

Chris, you can peel back my layers anytime, baby.

(Okay, I promise everyone that's the ONLY time I will ever do that.)

Elizabeth said...

Now you have to question Megan, you just have to!
;)

dirty said...

You can ask me questions...I will probably change my mind on the answers though.

I'm ADD like that.

Chris said...

Kristi- You should ask. She's small, but tenacious.

Flan- I can't figure out what she's doing with her hands.

Teri- I was nervous about that, but I think she did OK.

Phil- Good eye. Thanks.

Jen- You're on my list, too.

Vikki- No problem. I won't ask.

Flan- Count on it.

Megan- Please! Not in front of everyone!

Elizabeth- I'll do it privately, as to not sicken the rest of you.

Dirty- Duly noted.

The Boob Lady said...

Pick me!!

Chris said...

Boob Lady- This feature would not be complete without you, obviously!

gizmorox said...

Can we still be interviewed if we don't have a saucy picture of ourselves?

Chris said...

Gizmo- Absolutely! The saucy picture is only recommended, not required. Sassy pictures will also suffice. Or no picture at all. I know a bunch of you want to protect your anonymity.

Dale said...

Anne Altman rocks. I miss Anne. Doodle needs his own separate blog though.

anne altman said...

thanks for the comments, kids!

doodle will get her own blog, eventually, i'm just riding on her cattailsf for now.

and the shirt: Adam Ant live in concert, 1983, i was there, bought the shirt. needless to say it's one of my most prized possessions. . .