1/16/2007

I Ask Grant Miller Questions And He Answers Them...

Since the response to my original interview was SO well-received, I've decided to try another. No one has had more of an impact on my decision to start a blog than Grant Miller of The Official Site Of Grant Miller. I sat down with Grant recently to pick his brain on a few of the more pressing issues of the day. His answers appear in bold.

-I'm here with popular blogger, Grant Miller. Say hello to everyone, Grant.

Hello to everyone, Grant.

-Cute. Now, Grant, people are always asking me what your beauty secrets are. Care to
share a few?

I shave my eyebrows otherwise I would have one eyebrow. I enjoy flossing my teeth. One of my favorite chorse is using a Q-Tip to get the wax out of my ear. Sometimes a finger will work, but it's not as effective.

-It's well known that we've known each other a long time. Can you remember
the conversation we had on April 19th, 1986? I know it's one I'll never
forget.

Of course, I remember. You asked me to attend your "Adolph Hitler Birthday Bash" the next day at your house. I was totally weirded out and said "No way, I'm not a racist like you." That's how I remember it, but I could be confusing you with someone else.

-You want a piece of gum?

I don't chew gum. I've only tried it once and hated it. I don't particularly like candy. I enjoy chocolate, but only occassionally. I look like a fool when I chew gum. I feel like a fool when I chew gum. But thanks for the offer.

-As a dad, what is the most obnoxiously annoying toy your children possess?

Telly the Time Clock. Unlike most toys that turn off after a few minutes of inactivity, Telly the Time Clock keeps going and going. "What time is it?" "What time is it" over and over and over again until I turn it off. Plus it has only two volume controls: Obnoxiously loud and off.
-Can you believe they cancelled Shatner's game show? What's up with that?

I didn't know Shatner had a game show, so I do not understand what is up with that.

-Name four people, dead or alive, that you'd most like to play air hockey
with.

Colleen McElroy, Socrates, Lincoln, my mom. Thanks. Thanks a lot for bringing that up again.

-I really need to get a haircut.

I just got one.

-What, to you, was the turning point of the Crimean War?

I'm not sure, but it probably had something to do with the fact they were fighting over Crimea and not something cooler.

-Lastly, if you could trade noses with anyone, who would it be?

My cat.

-Thanks, Grant. Don't forget to rock out with your cock out.

It's the only way to rock out.


Indeed it is, Grant. Indeed it is...

10 comments:

Grant Miller said...

Brilliant!

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

Slow news day, Chris?

Amy said...

Wow Chris... that was in depth. You really ask the questions everyone wants to know.

Who would Grant trade noses with? That's been keeping me awake for months.

Jen said...

bravo Mr. Miller

...bravo

dirty said...

I know entirely too much about Grant Miller now...I can't stop puking.

Melissa said...

I wish every interview was like this.

Flannery Alden said...

I think you and Grant should throw down over the gum issue...in a tub full of jello.

Chris said...

Grant- Eh. It was passable, I suppose.

Randy- Yeah, I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel now.

Amy- You can finally rest easy.

Jen- Hey, what am I? Chopped liver?

Dirty- Try not to make a mess.

Melissa- Same with me.

Flann- I officially retired from Jello wrestling years ago, but maybe it's time for a comeback.

vikkitikkitavi said...

Grant should consider getting his eyebrows waxed instead of shaving them. It's not very expensive, and you don't get five o'clock eyebrow shadow.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Grant's old picture is much sexier.