This Is The Biggest Speech Of His Life Tonight...

Thus sayeth the punditry in TalkingHeadLand.

I say: *yawn* (cough cough) *YAWN*

Dumb fucking dummy.


Johnny Yen said...

I don't care what he says as long as he pronounces "nuclear" as "nucular" about 6 times and embarrasses everyone who voted for him.

Flannery Alden said...

I'm interested to hear what he has to say. He is still the president, after all. My greatest hope is for bi-partisanship goals, a reasonable exit strategy from Iraq, and a reutrn to fiscal responsibility. I also hope to see a little bit of humility/humble pie eating.

...while I'm wishing, could I have a pony too?

teri said...

"dumb fucking dumby"

you have such a way with words. : )

teri said...

oops, dummy, not dumby

Jen said...

I second
Dumb Fucking Dummy..

and I raise you..
Stupid Fuckin Mother Fucker

teri said...

uh oh, now you got Jen mad!

Grant Miller said...

Is that what they're saying? This is soooooooooo far from being the biggest speech of his life. Let's see, he's in his second term, the midterm elections have passed and his party lost. The country already is against his plan regardless of what he says tonight.

The biggest speech of his life was just after 9/11.

But perhaps I'm disecting the liberal media bias a bit much.

Anon. Blogger said...

Can you imagine the speech writers' work session?

"Holy Shit. The post 911 speech was a piece of cake compared to this one."

"There's no way we can make him sound smart this time! He's such a dumb fucking dummy."

"Sharpen your pencils, pass the tequilla, and pull on your hip-boots, folks. We've got our work ahead of us."

"I hate this job."