1/23/2007

The Best Thing To Happen To Potatoes Since Dan Quayle...

Tatermitts!

If you buy these, please stop reading my blog.

14 comments:

lulu said...

I totally want those!

Chris said...

No Lulu! Fight the urge!

The Boob Lady said...

Oh My God. Seriously, they are amazing. I do like to hand peel and hand cut my taters though.

Strangely enough, I couldn't stop watching that infomercial. I think I watched it like 5 times.

Thanks Chris.

Megan said...

As a self-proclaimed potato hater, do you even have any business telling other people what to do with their potatoes?! You can't begin to fathom the hassle involved in peeling potatoes, or how dangerous it is.

Johnny Yen said...

Oh no....

This is what is going to happen. My mother will see those mitts on QVC or HSN for $14.99, and if you order a second pair, it's only $7.99, plus you get some other free gizmo. She will order them, and send me the extra pair and probably the gizmo as well, because she knows her son is a kitchen gadget whore.

dirty said...

Megan is right...peeling potatoes is very dangerous.

Jen said...

Tater is a funny word..

tater

hahahaha

K.I.D. said...

What? They're innovative!

Amy said...

I want them, too.

Looks like you're going to lose a lot of readers, Chris.

Phil said...

What the hell are they made of?

Flannery Alden said...

Come on, Chris...it only takes "eight seconds of actual time"! As opposed to the eight seconds of ghost time, I guess.

Frank Sirmarco said...

You wouldn't be so quick to admonish people who peel potatoes if there was a gadget out there to peel frozen pizzas...

Sans Pantaloons said...

A masochistic handjob bloody dream.

All that delicate skin in taters...

Big Orange said...

I thought all the vitamins were IN the skin?? now they're not? I just can't keep up...