If this blog were a book, you'd read it on the toilet.
I love papaya. It's got a pungent/sweet taste to it like nothing else. Those are the seeds. Didn't think you could get it up there in the frozen north.
Papaya is delicious, but hard to get a good one at a grocery store. Same goes for mangoes. Some people complain about the texture of both. Papaya is a little slimey, mangoes can be stringy.Hawaii would be a good place to try both. Tree ripened is important. No, not caviar in the middle, but I've never put in on crackers.
That black stuff in the middle?Bunny poop.
Don't listen to those liars.Yes, that is caviar in the middle. The best caviar money can buy. Go get some today.Don't even waste your time eating the stuff that isn't caviar. Let me know if you like it.
I think this whole post is a metaphor for, like, how horny Chris is.
I've never eaten it 'cuz all the drinks and candies that are pappy flavoured have artificial flavouring. HOWEVER, there is REAL pappy extract in my shampoo, but I don't think that would give you a good reflection of what the fruit itself tastes like...
It's a sweet fruit with a yucky fecal smell. Good for digestion though.
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