1/02/2007

Who's Responsible For This Mess?...

Well, I hope you all enjoyed ransacking my blog while I was gone. I'm glad you all had fun. Little did you know I had a surveillance camera running the entire time. Some of you were doing some pretty risque shit. I wonder how much your good name is worth to you. I have a limited number of copies of the tape. Shall we start the bidding?

I've been feeling blogger withdrawal. I've got new, exciting blog ideas coming out of every orifice. As always, I'll be focusing on the ones emanating from the sphinctal region. Fasten your seatbelts...

4 comments:

Flannery Alden said...

I have nothing to be ashamed of.

Welcome back!

Anon. Blogger said...

You have been missed. Welcome back and Happy New... well, you know.

Johnny Yen said...

Welcome back, Chris-- you were missed.

I'm sorry I missed the blogger get-together. Drop me a line next time you're in town-

bpeterlinz@yahoo.com

Brian

Big Orange said...

Hell, y'all can't blackmail me! Everyone already knows I don't wear nuthin! But I WILL take a model's fee cut from any vids you post to www.nakedpeoplejumpingupanddown.com