4/28/2011

Say "Excuse Me..." One More Time, Motherfucker...

That is what I want one of these interviewers to say to him.  Sorry about all this. I'm really upset about the lack of integrity the media has shown towards their reporting on Trump.  You might say to me that I shouldn't worry and that he's done this all before and he's not really gonna run and it's just a publicity stunt.  Regardless of whether this is some sort of ego-maniacal piece of performance art or a legitimate campaign, he is hurting us with the things he says.  Everyone in the media should be holding this fucker's feet to the fire and insisting that he answer questions.  For instance, here's CNN's John King letting Trump control the interview:



I find it hard to believe I'm saying this, but he's worse than Bush.  He either needs to open himself up to the same scrutiny he is requiring of others, or he needs to be ignored.  And any American who values intelligence should refuse to watch his show, boycott his sponsors, and cease to support his businesses in any way.  And don't think that I can't appreciate comedic sideshows.  Anyone who reads this blog knows I can find the comedic value in about anything.  It's just that this has gone beyond sideshow and become something dark and hateful and ignorant.  Something that is harming the country and making us look ridiculous.  I mean, seriously, this shit has got to stop.

It's All He Is...

Isn't there a way to take his poop-filled megaphone away?
We've had to suffer through his bullshit for far too long.
Enough is enough.

4/27/2011

Fucking-A-Right...



I know we've all had different life experiences and everything.  I just want people to know it hurts me, too - bullshit like this.  It really hurts, knowing what we could be if we stopped being so fucking terrified of everything.

3/31/2011

Even Though They're From Completely Different Solar Systems...

...I still think Bob Odenkirk's Saul Goodman of Breaking Bad 
bears a striking resemblance to famed cat-masticator Alf.

And if you haven't watched Breaking Bad yet, you should.
It's really fucking good.
Netflix it HERE.

3/25/2011

Documentary Film Of The Day: Inside Job...

At long last this year's Oscar-winning documentary is available on Netflix.  It's a great film about the global economic collapse of recent years.  I challenge anyone to watch this and explain to me how what took place wasn't organized crime.  Is is because no one got whacked or lost a kneecap?  After you watch it, tell your friends to see it.  I think this is a subject that the population needs to understand if there's any hope of shit changing.

Netflix it HERE.

3/21/2011

It's Monday. We Should Probably Rock: Featuring Elmore James...

Elmore James is one of my all-time favorites.  Unfortunately, I couldn't find any videos of live performances.  Here are a few to give a listen:







3/12/2011

How About A Fucking Post Every Once In A While?...

As some of you may know, I have been working this winter as a paid ski patroller at a local resort (in addition to my volunteer duties on weekends. This is a short video highlighting a typical morning for me which includes riding around on a snowmobile and opening parts of the hill, as well as starting a fire in the warming house. You will notice how the Boy Scout Handbook section on how to start a fire goes out the window when temps are below zero.






2/20/2011

Sundays Rock! Featuring Big Mama Thornton...

I've been having a lot of fun with this series, mostly because it's the first time I've seen video of the featured artists performing live.  Since I don't want it to seem like men are the only ones capable of rocking, today I give you Big Mama Thornton (in keeping with my string of performers whose names start with "Big").  I don't like to give too much commentary, so enjoy!





I'm sorry about the ad at the beginning of this next one, but it really rocks and is worth it.

2/17/2011

Jerry! Goodbye!...

Rest in peace, Len "Uncle Leo" Lesser.

"He's all smooth now.  Kinda like a seal."

2/16/2011

It's Only Wednesday, But Fuck It. Let's Rock Anyway! Featuring Big Joe Turner...



If this doesn't get your toes tapping, you have problems. Here's Big Joe performing for a bunch of white kids in the movie, Shake, Rattle & Roll!

2/15/2011

Little Known Fact...

Prior to her success as a purveyor of synthetic butter products, 
Molly McButter was a explosives expert with the Irish Republican Army.

Dude, it's on Wikipedia.  Seriously.

2/06/2011

It's Sunday, So Let's Rock! Featuring Big Bill Broonzy...



Big Bill Broonzy is one of my favorite blues artists. This was one of the only YouTube videos I could find of him performing live. Here's another one with some vocals:

2/05/2011

Documentary Film Of The Day: The Tillman Story...

I've been waiting patiently for this one to be released on DVD/Netflix because this subject has always been difficult for me to understand (as I'm sure it has been for most people).  After watching it, I still don't feel like I fully comprehend it, but at least I have a better sense of who Pat Tillman was and the kind of utter bullshit his family was put through.  The film is also a reminder of what a scumbag weasel fuck Donald Rumsfeld is.

You can Netflix it HERE.

1/30/2011

Who Is Some Guy?...

I've put it off long enough.  
I registered for the online test today.
I'm just hoping there aren't a lot of
questions from the following categories:
Ballet
Opera
Latin
Anything Shakespeare
Proper Etiquette
Toilet Cleanliness (Megan's suggestion)
Walking Normally (also Megan's)
Icelandic Politics
Shit Your Mechanic Tells You Needs To Be Fixed
Tea Party Logic

To see the categories I'm hoping for,
click HERE.


It's Sunday. Let's Rock! Featuring Wynonie Harris...



Wynonie Harris - Lovin' Machine

1/24/2011

Documentary Film Of The Day: The Parking Lot Movie...

This is yet another example of how a documentary can turn a seemingly mundane topic--in this case, a parking lot in Charlottesville, Virginia--into a compelling feature-length film.  Actually, the film isn't so much about the parking lot itself, but about the people who work there and how they (and other service industry employees) are treated by society.  Having worked at several jobs that would be considered menial or lowly by most (my stint as a garbageman comes to mind), I could easily empathize with the employees in the movie.  Plus, it made me laugh.

It is currently available for instant viewing only HERE.  Check it out!

1/22/2011

The Blahg...

Those of you who still follow this decrepit blog may have noticed my posting frequency has plummeted over the last few months.  Now, I could lie and say that I wasn't spending most of my spare time waiting by the mailbox for my copy of Boy Meets World: The Complete Fourth Season to arrive, but I won't.  That's exactly what I was doing.  And I'd do it again because the show is that good.

Actually, the truth is that, as each day passed without a new post, I felt increased pressure to write something really profound and worthy of my triumphant return.  Then I realized that this blog has never been about quality.  The thing I always loved about this space was being able to post whatever stupid shit popped into my head without any concern for whether anyone would like or understand it.  So, although I may not post as much as I once did, I will endeavor to get back to my roots--goofy nonsense and perhaps more boring videos.

Another reason for the blog's decline is that I haven't felt all that funny lately.  This fall it became apparent that I would no longer be able to sustain my struggling architecture business.  The building industry sucks most everywhere, but especially here in northern Michigan where there is a glut of cheap real estate on the market.  People would rather buy an existing home at rock-bottom prices than go through the headache and expense of designing and building something new.  For the time being I am working full-time as a paid ski patroller (while still doing my volunteer duty on weekends like before).  It's okay for now, but once the season is over I will again be looking for jobs that aren't really there.  Unless, of course, there is some unexpected spike in new construction.  It can be stressful, but I am healthy, I have a wonderful, understanding wife, great friends (including my blog-pals) and family, a home that contains ample food and clothing, and a vivid imagination.  So please, no pity.  Now quick, let us commence with the weiner jokes!

1/20/2011

Rosco Peecole Train...





Yes.  I'm still alive and still weird.

12/25/2010

Merry Christmas, Everyone!...

From the staff at Some Guy's Blog.

Now, on the count of three--start drinking!

12/19/2010

Documentary Film Of The Day: Joan Rivers: A Piece Of Work...

I'll be honest.  I've never been a Joan Rivers fan.  I can remember avoiding The Tonight Show as a kid whenever she'd fill in while Johnny was on vacation.  This documentary went a long way in changing my perception of her.  For one thing, I had never seen her doing her stand-up in small clubs.  She's shockingly dirty!  While the film does address some of the things Joan is well known for like the plastic surgery and her roller-coaster career, it digs deeper to reveal an extremely hard-working, vulnerable person.  I thought it was excellent.

Netflix it or watch it instantly HERE.

12/10/2010

Be Proud, Vermonters...

Your senator knows the fucking score.

12/07/2010

From Sans Pantaloons...

Sans now officially has his own tag 

This is what frozen pizza can do for you.


12/01/2010

I Never Think Of Jokes...

...but I came up with one as I was getting ready for bed last night.  I shared it with Megan.  Here is our exchange:

Me:  Hey, want to hear this joke I just thought up?

Her (reluctantly):  Um, okay.

Me:  Okay, What is the most commonly reported illness amongst employees at a beer factory?

Her:  I don't know.  What?

Me:  The "BREW-bonic" plague!

Her:  *crickets*

Me:  Okay, wait, wait.  Now, what is the most commonly reported illness by a coven of witches?

Her:  *indifferent grumble*

Me:  The "BREW-bonic" plague!

Her:  Ugh.

Me:  Okay, okay.  What is the most commonly reported illness by players on the Milwaukee Brewers?

Her:  Gee,I don't know.  Was it the "BREW-bonic" plague?

Me:  No. Cancer.

11/27/2010

Who Loves LEGO!?...


AFOL A Blocumentary from AFOL on Vimeo.

I do, but clearly not as much as the people in this half-hour documentary by director Jess Gibson. I found this over at The Documentary Blog and it's just the sort film I like--one about people doing what they truly enjoy even if most other people think they're weird. Some of the shit they make is pretty incredible. So if excessive turkey intake has made you immobile, spend some time with this cool little doc.

11/12/2010

Documentary Film Of The Day: Winnebago Man...

I've been waiting a long time to see this one. 

Although you may not be immediately familiar with the name Jack Rebney, chances are you've witnessed his curse-laden tirades on YouTube captured while making trade videos for Winnebago motor homes.  For a profanity connoisseur such as myself, you must believe me when I say they are works of fucking art (go HERE if you haven't seen them--NSFW).  Director Ben Steinbauer decided he wanted to see whatever became of Jack.  I liked this documentary for the same reason I like a lot of documentaries--we get to see the story unfold as the film is being made.  It's the unpredictability that I find incredibly compelling.  As the movie starts, Ben isn't even sure whether Jack is still alive.  In fact, based on Jack's demeanor in the videos, he assumes he's probably died of a heart attack or some other stress-related malady.  Luckily for the filmmaker and the audience, Jack is still alive and (somewhat) willing to talk.  I'll let you find out the rest for yourselves.

Netflix it HERE
Film's website is HERE