I fake cry.
She can't stand it. Part of why I do it is that I'm so damn good at it. I would feel guilty if I deprived others of such talent. That Meryl Streep thinks she's hot shit, but I think you'll agree after watching this brief video that I'm gonna give her a run for her money at the next Oscars! For those of you who are curious, I received my formal training from Lee Strasberg (Hyman Roth of "Godfather II") at the prestigious Actor's Studio. Enjoy!
Production notes: Pay attention to how easily I am able to transition between various emotional states. The is what we in the business refer to as "range". It is a critical skill for any of my readers out there who may be aspiring actors. I encourage you not to feel too bad if my acting intimidates you and makes you feel like you'll never measure up. This took YEARS of practice - not to mention blood, sweat and tears - in order to perfect.
Keep at it. Hone your craft. You can do it!