They Just Greenlit My Screenplay!...

Awesome news, right? Now, my contract prohibits me from getting into any specific story points -- you know, the "gritty-gritty" -- but I can tell you to think of it as

Gandhi

meets

Point Break.

It can't miss.

A $3 Bill May Be Queer, But...

...a $7 bill is downright insane!

However, according to THIS REPORT, Dubya is anxious to institute this new denomination of currency before his term is up.

Why is having a seven dollar bill important, you ask?

Dubya has his reasons:

• "It will remind people that Jesus had seven disciples."
• "It's like a five, but two better."
• "I could use it to buy a supersized Bacon, Beef, & Cheddar value meal at Arby's and not have to break a ten."
• "Presidents like Hamilton and Franklin got to be on money, so why not me?"
• "Seven rhymes with seventeen and seventeen is awesome!"
• "I like caterpillars."
  
• "It pays tribute to our nation's seven co-equal branches of government."