What do the following people have in common?- John-David Stuart
- Eunice S. Poe
- Andre Hanson
- Rory Zamora
- Lamar Lloyd
- Krystal Drummond
- Loretta H. Kimball
- Mikael Rivera
- Bobbie Johns
- Stephanie Bacon
- Randall Clarke
- Carter Landry
Answer: They each sent me e-mails today informing me of revolutionary new ways to increase the size of my penis.
11 comments:
I knew Lamar Lloyd. Lamar Lloyd was a friend of mine. Chris, you're no Lamar Lloyd.
It's good to know that in this day and age, people still care.
Quoth the Dangerfield-
"About what, I have no idea."
They all, every one of them, have or have had functioning livers.
I was going to guess they offered you "Financial Freedom by working from home"
I guess by enlarging your penis, you COULD work from home in the adult film industry.
I can't believe my contacts are talking with you as well about these "impotent" matters.
Two-timing bastards.
Okay, so I cheated, so I won't leave a guess. But, let's just say, it wouldn't hurt to give it a shot...
..well, that's what Megan told me, anyway..
hahahaha
Eunice Poe sent you a penis enlargement message too?! Are you talking about Eunice "Be still my beating boner" Poe?!
I'm glad I wasn't on the list.
I am happy to hear I am not the only one being targeted by the penis police.
I was going to say they're all people. I was right, right?
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