I'm heading to Chicago for a bachelor party this weekend, so I won't be around for a few days. Before I go, though, I want to talk about a phrase that has become commonplace in our contemporary discourse, especially when it comes to politics. Whenever someone brings up a sensitive subject to support their own claims or dispute someone else's, odds are some asshole in the media will report that they have "Played the _____ card." (the "race" card, the "fear" card, etc.)To those people I'd like to say: suck my genitals.
That's right. I'm playing the "suck my genitals" card - the card that trumps whatever weak-ass shit you have in your hands.
