A Snot-Related Post...

I spent the day sanding hardwood floors - a back-breaking pain in the ass. The one reward is, at the end of it all, the sawdust and snot combine to form the most exquisite boogers - ones you can tell your grandchildren about.

I'b Sick...

And I've already used every drippy-snot picture I could find on other posts. What I really need is one of these things. Could you imagine me walking around the supermarket wearing this? I could.

Megan is taking care of me. Later on we're going to try an experiment that involves waterboarding, only with orange juice and chicken soup. I'll let you know if it works.