Where The Hell Have I Been!?...

It's been a while since I went a whole week without posting anything. At this point, my Google Reader cache is overwhelmingly full, so I am going to go through it and empty it without reading many of your brilliant entries. Could you all do me a favor and do a summary - no more than ten words - of your posts during the last seven days? Thanks!

Wait, I Think We Can Fit One More...

This kid really lacks a strong work ethic, don'tcha think?

Profundity...

I have the urge to write a really profound post.
Something erudite,
with a bunch of important-sounding words
(words like erudite).
It would be about the mysteries of the universe
or ways to solve difficult societal problems.
Unfortunately, I don't have the patience
or the creative juice to make it happen right now.
So, instead, I'll post a dopey picture of
a turkey with tan lines:

It Does?...

I think a more accurate slogan would be
"America Sits On The Couch
And Uses A Rake
To Retrieve The Remote Lying On The Floor
So They Don't Have To Get Up
On Dunkin"