8/31/2009

New Pork...

13 comments:

Jay Ferris said...

O-Rye-o?

Jay Ferris said...

Or maybe Rye-owa?

And what about Col-Dorado? You know, like the fish? A.K.A. Mahi-mahi?

SkylersDad said...

It's true, everything really is better with bacon.

Scope said...

Ver-Mint?

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

You're going to piss off millions of self absorbed asses from NYC if you don't stop attacking New York.

Some Guy said...

Was this an attack on New York? If so, I apologize to my wonderful New York readership. That certainly was not my intent.

katrocket said...

I could totally live in that really crispy area on Long Island.

God said...

Minnestrona?
Oreganon?
Kentucky Fried Chicken? (Might be taken.)
Flourida?
Caulifornia?
New Hamshire?
Oreohio?
Alabangers and Mashouri?
Arizsotto?
Macaronitana?
Tennessausage?
Wiscornsin?

Cora said...

Stop it. You're making me hungry.

Kristine said...

As one of those self-absorbed asses, I want to say that New York is now even MORESO the awesomest state in the union.
Thank you.

Scope said...

But isn't "New Pork" a tad, "unorthidox"?

- Too far?

- Joke not kosher?

Cormac Brown said...

What Jay said and I can hardly wait to see what you do with Hawaii.

Del Rio said...

Of course God came up with a whole list!