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8/02/2009
My Sesquimillenial Post...
This marks my 1,500th post. If you go back to June 9th, 2006 and check my very first entry, you'll see that this was all that I had ever intended to do. Since I'm not good at goodbyes, I'll just say adios. And thanks.
Aw shucks. You had me very worried. I was gonna tell you that you didn't have to be so dogmatic about it, and whatever other mean things as defense mechanism I could come up with.
Well, there weren't more..., but I am very glad to have fallen for your joke if it means it's a joke. It even brought me out of reading in Reader™ mode.
Since it's your birthday, I'll let this one slide, Mr. Smartypants.
But I'm still returning your gift. It's a shame- you really would have liked it too. . . . . . Just kidding- I totally didn't buy you anything. Sucker!
I was skeptical, mainly because I can't imagine how you could have done 1,500 posts in 3 years and 2 months! Otherwise, I would have fallen, hook, line and sinker.
You would have just started another one called Some Other Guy's Blog. You're like Gary Coleman the way you keep popping up after everybody thought you were dead. I mean, you've been averaging 1.3 posts per day for over 3 years now. Jesus, is there anything you haven't said yet?
28 comments:
GOTCHA! (Some of you for the second time.) Man, you people are gullible!
My life passed before my eyes! At least the poopy parts of my life did.
Congrats on 1500 posts, thanks for keeping us entertained out here.
I almost lost my breakfast as an "oh my gahd" passed over my lips. Not funny, bro. (Well, it's kinda funny just cause you think it's funny.)
You're like me. You can't stop.
And here I was just getting the nude photos of you I had all ready to start selling, but you're back...sheesh!
(You're worth a lot post mortem, Van Gogh.)
All right you had me.
I didn't know where I was going to go for documentary info.
That wasn't funny! I almost started to cry! GOTCHA!
Keep 'em coming, please!
I fell for it.
Aw shucks. You had me very worried. I was gonna tell you that you didn't have to be so dogmatic about it, and whatever other mean things as defense mechanism I could come up with.
Well, there weren't more..., but I am very glad to have fallen for your joke if it means it's a joke. It even brought me out of reading in Reader™ mode.
Gah, don't do that! What's next? A hand buzzer?
Happy birthday by the way!!
(Slut.)
ahh that sucks bro. Don't faze (me) out bro!
Since it's your birthday, I'll let this one slide, Mr. Smartypants.
But I'm still returning your gift. It's a shame- you really would have liked it too.
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Just kidding- I totally didn't buy you anything. Sucker!
Actually I stopped trusting you in January.
some people when they reach 1500
You got me. You are an interesting guy.
Wasn't fooled. I've been here too long to believe anything.
HAPPY BERFDAY!!!
I'll de-lurk for this. Wow, that was almost mean!
Freida Bee & Del Rio: I always feel a sense of accomplishment when I can de-lurkify people. Welcome!
Happy belated birthday, Some Guy!! You sorta got me, but I had my doubts this time!
I was skeptical, mainly because I can't imagine how you could have done 1,500 posts in 3 years and 2 months! Otherwise, I would have fallen, hook, line and sinker.
You would have just started another one called Some Other Guy's Blog. You're like Gary Coleman the way you keep popping up after everybody thought you were dead. I mean, you've been averaging 1.3 posts per day for over 3 years now. Jesus, is there anything you haven't said yet?
Seriously, though, you're not dying, right?
Happy 1,500 post and to lots more entertaining from you I hope.
Thanks for stopping by and commenting.
So now what are you going to do? Can't top that?
- Jennifer
I just about had a heart attack.
ditto on the "bastard".
hee hee
Congrats dude!
I know bullshit when I see it. That and scoliosis.
Hey, I posted a Documentary of the Day in honor of your posting prowess and to keep people going in your absence.
Congratulations, big fella!
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